Thank you *JessyPie, as always. <3

Level 1
(x - actually the phrase 'lol out loud' is an inside joke with the family.) said LOL out loud
( ) forgotten your own age
(x) tried to lick your elbow

Level 2
( ) said the wrong name in bed
( ) had unprotected sex
( ) hurt yourself sexing
( ) sexed yourself hurting

Level 3
(x - lulz.) Licked your toe
(x - it hurts.) Licked a frozen pole
( ) Licked a dog bone
( ) Licked a dog

Level 4
(i check the expiration date like an obsession) drank old milk
( ) drank milk right from a cow
( ) ever thought chocolate milk came from brown cows
( ) drank Qwik right from the brown cow
( ) pushed a cow over

Level 5
( ) Eaten bugs
( ) Eaten garbage
(the germs!!!!) Eaten food off the floor after 5 seconds
( ) Eaten a booger

Level 6
(x) Been in a 5 seater Car with more than 7 people
( ) Been in a 7 seater van with over 12 people
( ) Driven in a 7 seater van by yourself
(x) Driven a tricycle past the age of 3
( ) Driven yourself home to the wrong house

Level 7
( ) Put dirty dishes in the fridge
( ) Put bowls of food in the dishwasher
( ) Put a full glass of juice in the cupboard
( ) Put salt in your coffee
(x) Dropped the cap into the glass your drinking from

Level 8
(x - if by jumped, you mean climbed, then yes.) Jumped over a car
(x - haha!) Jumped out of a moving car
( ) Jumped into a thorny bush on purpose
(x) Jumped off a bridge
( ) Jumped off your house

Level 10
(x - in Japan) Forgot where you live
( ) Forgot your own birthday
(x) Forgot to zip up in the morning

Level 11
(x) Walked into a Pole
(x) Walked into a Wall
(x) Walked into someone
(x) Walked into a parked car

Level 12
( ) Won A Burping contest
( ) Burped the alphabet
( ) Burped just to break the silence
( ) Burped too hard and threw up

Level 13
(x - in an hour) Eaten a whole bag of chips
(x) Eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night
( ) Eaten a whole pizza so no one else could have a slice

Level 14
( ) Caught picking your nose
( ) Caught going to the bathroom outside
(x) Caught with your pants down
( ) Caught having sex
( ) Caught sexing yourself

Level 15
(x) Shoved something up your nose
( ) Picked your nose and studied what came out
( ) Picked your nose till it bled
( ) Let your nose bleed to see the awesome blood all over you
(x) Blew your nose so god damn hard your whole body hurt

Level 16
(x) Told a lie
(x) Been caught in a lie
(x) Lied to cover a lie
(x) Lied to cover your ass
( ) Lied to an undercover hooker cop

Level 17
(x) Laughed at someone in pain
(x) Laughed too loud and embarrassed yourself
( ) Laughed at a funeral
(x - really, who hasn't?) Laughed so hard you pissed yourself

Level 18
(x) Written A Letter To Santa Claus
(x) Believed in Santa past the age of 8
(we never had eggs) Believed your folks that a bunny laid chocolate eggs in the house.
(x) Believed you were NEVER too old for trick or treating


Level 19
(x) Threw a party for yourself
(x - XD) Threw a ball at yourself
( ) Threw up on yourself
( ) Threw a ball at a wall that returned directly to your crotch.
(x) Threw a superball in the house and took it right in the face

Level 20
(x) Pretended to know what you are doing
(x - lulz. because i am.) Pretended you were hot shit
(x) Pretended you weren’t listening
(i AM Spiderman) Pretended you were Spiderman

Level 22
(x) Fell on the sidewalk
(x) Fell down the stairs
(x) Fell UP the stairs
(x) Went Sledding down the stairs

Level 23
(x) Tried to do a real cool back flip
(or neck. it hurt.) and busted your ass
(x) Tried to do a real cool cartwheel
( ) and didn’t lift your feet, retard.

Level 24
( ) Ate food that you just kind of found
( ) Ate the mystery food in the back of the fridge
( ) Ate something nasty to get a laugh
( ) Cried when no one laughed

Level 25
(x) Cried when you hurt yourself
(x) Cried when you didn’t get your way
( ) Cried over spilled milk
( ) Cried after sex

Level 26
(it's one of those goals in life.) Gone swimming naked
( ) Gone swimming in a strangers pool
(x) Gone swimming with a hose in the yard
( ) Gone swimming in a stank ass pond
(x - LIKE A CHAMP.) Gone swimming in the bathtub like a champ

Level 27
(x) rode a Pony
( ) rode a Donkey
( ) rode a lawnmower pretending it was an awesome racecar
(HAHA) rode a shovel pretending it was an awesome spaceship
(x - tried to) rode the dog

Level 28
(x) Locked yourself out of your house
(x) Locked yourself out of your car
(x - and set the alarm off. long story.) Locked yourself IN the car
(x) Trapped yourself in a child's plastic house
(x) Tangled yourself up in a rope
(x) Tangled yourself up in a hose
( ) Locked yourself in the trunk WITH the keys

Level 29
(x) over-cooked a fancy meal
(x) over-cooked the Easy MAC
(x - i do that a lot) over-cooked a pop-tart
( ) over-cooked a tiny plastic army man
(x) over-cooked yourself at the beach

Level 31
( ) Bitten plastic fruit
(x) bit too hard and hurt your teeth
(x) bit down before the fork got in your mouth
(i don't drink soda... or pop) Lifted an empty soda you thought was full thereby flinging it
(x) Overcompensated an extra step in the stairs that wasn’t there

Level 32
(x) Mistaken a stranger for a family member and blabbed at them
(x) Mistaken a man for a woman or vice-versa
(x - not shaved completely. XD) Shaved your eyebrows
( ) Poked yourself in the eye with safety goggles!