ANSWERS FOR THE UNGUESSED!
Because this journal is massive and will be updated over soon. ;3

Stolen from *JessyPie... because I love movies. :3
Oh, and a small hint... they're all live-action, in English, and comedies.

Also, long quotes are long. <33

1. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb/Wikipedia search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.

1. "What are you doing?"
"Taking off my shoes"
"Why?"
"Because I run faster with no shoes."
"You can't out-run that bear!
"I dont have to out-run the bear, I just have to out-run you!"
- Without a Paddle (MY FAVORITE MOVIE EVER! <3)

2. "You can take away our phones and you can take away our keys, but you can NOT take away our dreams."
"Yeah, because we're, like, sleeping when we have them."
- A Night at the Roxbury (My SECOND favorite movie! <3)

3. "I'm in love with my pen-pal! I'm love with Mike!"
"Ok, you know what? I was actually expecting this. And I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, cause I think they already know."
"No, you idiot, Mike's a girl!"
"No, no, I get it. He's the girl, you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl. Right? That's hot. But, you know, whatever works for you. I'm not gonna judge."
- EuroTrip.

4. "Wait please, we mean you no harm. We travel to your planet to find an evil little girl. We must destroy her before seven days."
"You mean... You watched the video tape?"
"Our satellite caught up what we thought was Pootie Tang, that was a week ago. Now our planet will be destroyed, unless the girl is dead."
"Aw, you see, they are friendly."
"If they're friendly, how come they choke us few minutes ago?"
"Oh... that's how we say hello."
- Scary Movie 3 (Guessed by *JessyPie and ~Keito-orca.)

5. "Guys, uh, what exactly does third base feel like?"
"You want to take this one?"
"Like warm apple pie."
"Yeah?"
"Yeah."
"Apple pie, huh?"
"Uh huh."
"McDonald's or homemade?"
- American Pie. (Guessed by *JessyPie.

6. "Look, I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that Colton could. I can't promise you that I'll mature over night. But what I can promise you is... *long pause, the entire room is quiet* Sorry, I smoked weed with the president and I totally forgot what I was going to say."
- Harold and Kumar 2: Escape from Guantanamo Bay.

7. "One night, he got me very drunk. You must understand, I owed him a lot of money. But he knew what he was doing."
"What was he doing?"
"I lost all of it. One hand of poker."
"You lost your birthright... in one hand of poker."
"I'm an asshole, what can I tell you?"
"Uh-huh. So that's why he hates you and you hate him."
"Oui... that and I slept with his wife."
- French Kiss. (I ADORE this movie! Favorite romantic comedy! <3)

8. "Officer! Officer! You have to help us. This is my brother ___ and he's a virgin and he lit the black flame candle and summoned the _________ sisters and now they're trying to suck the lives out of children!"
"You lit the black flame candle?"
*nods*
"Come over here, son, I wanna speak with you."
*pulls to the side*
"Are you really a virgin?*
"Yeah."
"Really?"
"Look, I'll get it tattooed on my forehead, okay?"
- Hocus Pocus.

9. "Don't worry, _______. We'll get the money back, all right? He can't go far."
"It's a continent, _____. He can go *very* far."
"I know it's a continent. I read the book."
"Did you happen to read the chapter on not putting your jacket on a wild animal?"
"No, but I did read the chapter on how an aborigine can kill a white man with a twig. Do you want to see that one?"
- Kangaroo Jack (Guessed by ~Keito-orca and *JessyPie.)

10. Careers and higher education are leading to the masculinization of women, with enormously dangerous consequences to the home, the children, and our country. When our boys come home from war, what kind of girls will they be coming home to? And now the most disgusting example of this sexual confusion: Mr. Walter Harvey of Harvey bars is presenting us with women's baseball. Right here in Chicago, young girls plucked from their families are gathered at Harvey Field, to see which one of them can be the most masculine. Mr. Harvey, like your candy bars, you're completely... nuts."
- A League of Their Own.

11. "Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What's so great about Caesar? Hm? Brutus is just as cute as Caesar. Brutus is just as smart as Caesar. People totally like Brutus just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Rome is about. We should totally just *stab* Caesar!"
- Mean Girls.

12. "And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..."
- Office Space (Guessed by *JessyPie.)

13. "My employer would like you to solve a mystery on Spooky Island."
"Hold on, Man. We don't go anywhere with 'scary', 'spooky', 'haunted', or 'forbidden' in the title."
"Ror rydrocoronic."
"Or hydroclonic, but that's for a whole different reason, man."
- Scooby Doo (Guessed by ~Kitty-Gizmo and *JessyPie.)

14. "Hey... hey, why do you have tampons in your boot?"
"Uhh... I get really bad nosebleeds."
"So you stick them up your nose?"
"Yeah. What? You... you've never done that?"
*guys shake their heads*
"Oh my god, Beckham does it all the time."
"Seriously?"
"Yes. Look. Got to show you how to do it. You take that off, and whatever that is, and you stick it right in. It absorbs right up."
- She's the Man (Guessed by ~Kitty-Gizmo.)

15. "Wait, Dad. Don't you remember the time you told me 'If you ain't first, you're last'?"
"Huh? What are you talking about, Son?"
"That day at school."
"Oh hell, Son, I was high that day. That doesn't make any sense at all, you can be second, third, fourth... hell you can even be fifth."
"What? I've lived my whole life by that!"
- Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby.

16. "Here's to fifty years with the same woman."
"Dude, that's just depressing. She'll have saggy tits by then. She could tie 'em around her waist by then and use 'em as a belt... Or just tuck 'em in her socks."
- The Sweetest Thing. (Most amusing romantic comedy EVER.)

17. "I think you're all fucked in the head. We're ten hours from the fucking fun park and you want to bail out. Well I'll tell you something. This is no longer a vacation. It's a quest. It's a quest for fun. I'm gonna have fun and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much fucking fun we'll need plastic surgeory to remove our godamn smiles. You'll be whistling 'Zip-A-Dee Doo-Dah' out of you're assholes! I gotta be crazy! I'm on a pilgrimage to see a moose. Praise Marty Moose! Holy Shit!"
"Dad, you want an Asprin?"
"DON'T TOUCH!"
- National Lampoon's VACATION.

18. "Anybody know you're here?"
"Nobody. Not a soul, except, uh..."
"Who?"
"Well, you see, I didn't know where your office was. So I asked the newsboy. He didn't know. So I asked the fireman, the green grocerer, the butcher, the baker, they didn't know! But the liquor store guy... he knew."
"In other words, the whole town knows you're here! Get out!"
- Who Framed Roger Rabbit. (Another favorite. <3)

19. " I'm gonna have a BF!"
"Oh, my God, she's gonna have a bitch fit!"
"No, don't d-d-d-don't have a, a, a BF now."
"I wanna speak to your supervisor! Better yet, I'm gonna write a letter!"
"You are in big trouble!"
"Dear Mister Royal Hampton. I am a white woman... in America."
- White Chicks.

20. "Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the 'Miss Hawaiian Tropics' contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?"
"Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back."
"Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things."
- Legally Blonde (Guessed by =5-Shots-Of-Life.)